|Quotes You Can Use||
Me: He has pictures of me looking like a cheap whore!
Steve (from Blue's Clues): These are my bunny slippers. They're soft and fuzzy on top to keep my feet warm, and hard and bumpy on the bottom so I don't slip when I walk, because, you know, sometimes I do that...
Jason: So... my roommate hit a deer...
Me: You must moo for my alarm clock.
Hal Sparks: HOLY CHEESE BEANS!!!
Shannon: IT'S THE TREE!!! *HONK*
Jenn: What happens when you guys outgrow the little gay phase?
Joanna: He was putting his fingers all over me... No, I was in his clothes.
Priest: Please kneel...
Joanna: If you're gonna be illegal, be illegal with a cute guy!
Ava: She's one of those friends - the kind that eats all the good food and shits on the floor!
Robyn: You don't want to be an intellectual virgin; you want to be an intellectual slut!
Erin: That Trevor kid bought us pizza.
Erin: We rented some Dick... Anyone wanna come see Dick with us?Me: Hypothetically speaking, say you went to an all-boys Catholic school. And hypothetically speaking, say you were in a band.
Erin: Hypothetically speaking, do I also happen to suck ass?
Shannon: I can't get my finger down there!
Carrie (a lit major): How many "t"s are there in "opening"?
Dominic: I'm not insensitive. I just don't care.
Erin: It's like a Spanish soap opera - I'm interested, and I wanna watch it, but I don't really understand...
Tom: We can lay around naked looking up all the long words in Mansfield Park.
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